mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

(via listeningtociociosan)

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via mylittlenestofvipers)

"That’s how you know you love someone, I guess, when you can’t experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too."

— The Descendants (via pythons)

(Source: booksandmovies-quotes, via mylittlenestofvipers)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via jollygoodchap)

slapdancing:

Date me now, i will get hot, im an investment

(Source: slapdancing, via listeningtociociosan)

I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!

(Source: adumbscotts, via listeningtociociosan)

neurowall:

please help me

neurowall:

please help me

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portablemiah:

i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore

(via mylittlenestofvipers)

(Source: a-dreamaway, via dannybrito)

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via mylittlenestofvipers)

darklyspectre:

thesassycat:

nikalos:

1 month vs 7 months

When will you dog ever move

free him

(Source: freejoshgordon, via listeningtociociosan)

"Other people are not medicine."

— Amy Poehler (via slutsandsinners)

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he tried to help

tried

he tried to help

tried

(Source: justbecats, via catsareassholes)