i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
"That’s how you know you love someone, I guess, when you can’t experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too."
— The Descendants (via pythons)
(Source: booksandmovies-quotes, via mylittlenestofvipers)
Date me now, i will get hot, im an investment
(Source: slapdancing, via listeningtociociosan)
i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
(Source: meladoodle, via mylittlenestofvipers)
"Other people are not medicine."
— Amy Poehler (via slutsandsinners)